Its complicated.

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

theothrer2:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

AND HAM!!!! Do NOT give your dog ham!!!

theothrer2:

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

AND HAM!!!! Do NOT give your dog ham!!!

tastefullyoffensive:

[fowllanguagecomics] (bonus panel)
I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.

funeralsauce:

actually killing me though

larastonesboobs:

My puppy is the cutest thing and I am obsessed with her

I would like one of those.

larastonesboobs:

My puppy is the cutest thing and I am obsessed with her

I would like one of those.

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

This kid nailed it.

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

This kid nailed it.

unimpressedcats:

note to self: pocket cat

tastefullyoffensive:

[twisteddoodles]